It's been a busy couple of weeks for Kat Glimmer! Adjusting to my new fantastic life adventures has taken patience, ale, and capitol! So, what have I discovered about my return to New England?
~ Ten Years in Florida left me with some serious inadequate footwear. I mean, when it rains here, it rains for DAYS, not minutes, like I'm used to. A trip to Kittery and the self-professed shoe guru, @Missscandalous, has remedied this situation. I hope ...
~ Lanes are kind of a "suggestion" when it comes to roadways. I guess its a little like coloring outside the lines - when you're driving, just pay attention to what's in front of you, and not what's on the side, or behind you. You are in the lead, after all!
~ When dating in Massachusetts, there is a good chance that the man you are going out with will be named "Joe" or "John". This will come in very handy when you forget your dates name, so just default to one of these two names, knowing that the odds are very good you'll hit your target.
~ Never, ever joke about the loss of a sport team. You'll be instantly excommunicated to some nearby, non-New England state, like Maryland, with no hope of a pardon.
~ In a continuation of her fetishes, Kitty has taken to some very main stream pop. While the Pussycat Dolls definitely make her shake her tail feather, so to speak, I think her *real* heart lies with the some old school Bel Biv Devoe ... "now you know".
~ I downloaded New Kids on the Block's latest album. Yeah? What's it to ya?
~ I now own an electric blanket! I seem to remember some old urban legend that electric blankets cause warts ... or was that kissing frogs? One can never remember.
~ People are still wearing sandals here. Seriously. It keeps the pedicure industry going.
~ An alarming number of "green" people have started to follow me on Twitter. I wonder if they know I'm harboring my secret hatred for the staff bike. Perhaps they are spies, come to check on me ...
~ Verizon is the devil.
I'm sure I'll have more ponderings along the way, but wants to keep you all up to date. Just remember - if you see me, be sure to lie to me and tell me that this fall weather lasts until February. I mean it.
Your Fearless Leader
- Kat, the Library Ninja!
- Kat is a ten year veteran of the service industry, most recently adding "librarian " to her list of amazing, customer service credentials. She's also an avid abandoner of social networks, a part-time podcaster, and a junior sommelier in the inner workings of her imagination.
3 comments:
When driving in Boston, you must never, EVER look to the side or (God forbid) in your rear-view mirror. Doing so is tantamount to asking permission from your fellow drivers to make a maneuver, and because your fellow drivers are all Massholes this permission will always be denied. The first person who looks loses!
Go on... joke about the sports teams! Then you can bunk with me. Maryland isn't so bad!:)
electric blanket!?!?- just make your self a fleece blanket with a comforter and you should be good to go. We have actually been sleeping with the window open at night- it just gets down to the middle 30s here right now. ;-)
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